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[Chechem]

If you decided to settle down with a 3 pt. Asian woman, would that be a 3 point hitch?

Trying to think of FGs and XP jokes by a 3 pt. Asian  kicker. 'Dancing with the Stars'? Rex Ryan jokes (foot fetish). Shoe shopping. Cutting a rug and a half. Kick azz and take 1.5 names. Foot in the door. Shot herself in the foot. 18 step rehab program. Almost there but I cannot pull the trigger on a good joke. Anyone?

 

You've out-kicked your coverage.

[2Stater]

If you decided to settle down with a 3 pt. Asian woman, would that be a 3 point hitch?

Trying to think of FGs and XP jokes by a 3 pt. Asian  kicker. 'Dancing with the Stars'? Rex Ryan jokes (foot fetish). Shoe shopping. Cutting a rug and a half. Kick azz and take 1.5 names. Foot in the door. Shot herself in the foot. 18 step rehab program. Almost there but I cannot pull the trigger on a good joke. Anyone?

 

Getting extra credit for walking a straight line during a sobriety test?

[BAMAWV]

If you decided to settle down with a 3 pt. Asian woman, would that be a 3 point hitch?

Trying to think of FGs and XP jokes by a 3 pt. Asian  kicker. 'Dancing with the Stars'? Rex Ryan jokes (foot fetish). Shoe shopping. Cutting a rug and a half. Kick azz and take 1.5 names. Foot in the door. Shot herself in the foot. 18 step rehab program. Almost there but I cannot pull the trigger on a good joke. Anyone?

 

Getting extra credit for walking a straight line during a sobriety test?

BWAAAHAHAHA. 

[2Stater]

This little piggy, the director's cut.

[Chechem]

No photo in the morning, unless Lady is late getting ready.  We're traveling to the Twin Cities early.

Good night.

[2Stater]

No photo in the morning, unless Lady is late getting ready.  We're traveling to the Twin Cities early.

Good night.

Safe travels.

[BAMAWV]

No photo in the morning, unless Lady is late getting ready.  We're traveling to the Twin Cities early.

Good night.

Dothan/ Abbeville?

[BAMAWV]

No photo in the morning, unless Lady is late getting ready.  We're traveling to the Twin Cities early.

Good night.

Dothan/ Abbeville?

"Good morning to all"

[ssmith general]

No photo in the morning, unless Lady is late getting ready.  We're traveling to the Twin Cities early.

Good night.

Dothan/ Abbeville?

"Good morning to all"

gm

[BAMAWV]

Our president trying to scare old people that they may not get an SSI check next month. I can see how it may be "chess move" but can you imagine someone so out of touch and/or heartless as to scare Grandma for political gain? BHO should be ashamed. Is this post political in nature--you bet. I'm just pointing out that our govt. has revenues that far exceed the SSI obligations, so there is no danger of default. JUst an evil man intentionally trying to scare old people.

[ssmith general]

Our president trying to scare old people that they may not get an SSI check next month. I can see how it may be "chess move" but can you imagine someone so out of touch and/or heartless as to scare Grandma for political gain? BHO should be ashamed. Is this post political in nature--you bet. I'm just pointing out that our govt. has revenues that far exceed the SSI obligations, so there is no danger of default. JUst an evil man intentionally trying to scare old people.

Sounds like a pretty crappy move.  I hadnt read heard that yet.

[Chechem]

"Good morning, boys."

[ricky023]

Our president trying to scare old people that they may not get an SSI check next month. I can see how it may be "chess move" but can you imagine someone so out of touch and/or heartless as to scare Grandma for political gain? BHO should be ashamed. Is this post political in nature--you bet. I'm just pointing out that our govt. has revenues that far exceed the SSI obligations, so there is no danger of default. JUst an evil man intentionally trying to scare old people.

 , you made a great point my friend. Next thing you know he will be wanting to uphanize old people to save money. My goodness he is a pitiful person and all those changers put him in there. They got their change huh? RTR!

[2Stater]

I was told this joke yesterday. Thought I'd share.

A man enters a bar and orders a drink.

The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna.... vote... for... Obama again?"

[ricky023]

I was told this joke yesterday. Thought I'd share.

A man enters a bar and orders a drink.

The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna.... vote... for... Obama again?"

You knew this would get you and e-cred. lol, but this was a good one. RTR!

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