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[2Stater]

I was told this joke yesterday. Thought I'd share.

A man enters a bar and orders a drink.

The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna.... vote... for... Obama again?"

You knew this would get you and e-cred. lol, but this was a good one. RTR!

Thanks Preacher. It was just too good to pass up.

[pmull]

I was told this joke yesterday. Thought I'd share.

A man enters a bar and orders a drink.

The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna.... vote... for... Obama again?"

That is a good joke. I heard it with the punch line "What year did you graduate from Auburn".

[2Stater]

I was told this joke yesterday. Thought I'd share.

A man enters a bar and orders a drink.

The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna.... vote... for... Obama again?"

That is a good joke. I heard it with the punch line "What year did you graduate from Auburn".

  Equally as good!

[ssmith general]

pop up storms everywhere.

[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

Been that way all week up here in Huntsville.  We got a heckuva a light show from about 6:30-10:30 on Sunday night.  Thought I'd give you an update; I know you miss the great city and all.

[BAMAWV]

Sometimes all I can remember is the punch line, but the joke is still funny.

"Why do you ask, two dogs a humpin'?"

[pmull]

Sometimes all I can remember is the punch line, but the joke is still funny.

"Why do you ask, two dogs a humpin'?"

  Good joke. It made me LOL just thinking about it.

[pmull]

Sometimes all I can remember is the punch line, but the joke is still funny.

"Why do you ask, two dogs a humpin'?"

  Good joke. It made me LOL just thinking about it.

The # I just gave you got you off 599 BTW.

[2Stater]

Here's an oldie but goodie......"If you help me find my car keys, I'll drive us out of here". 

[BAMAWV]

Here's an oldie but goodie......"If you help me find my car keys, I'll drive us out of here". 

I take great pride in knowing every single joke ever told. Not that one.

Injun Engine trouble?

[2Stater]

Here's an oldie but goodie......"If you help me find my car keys, I'll drive us out of here". 

I take great pride in knowing every single joke ever told. Not that one.

Injun Engine trouble?

Lol! Check your pm.

[Chechem]

I spend the day traveling, and come home to politics - ugh.

Punchline: "Sims".

[BAMAWV]

I spend the day traveling, and come home to politics - ugh.

Punchline: "Sims".

How was the Twin Cities (Dothan/Abbeville?). Careful on the bridges. HTH.

[Chechem]

I spend the day traveling, and come home to politics - ugh.

Punchline: "Sims".

How was the Twin Cities (Dothan/Abbeville?). Careful on the bridges. HTH.

Minn-St Paul must be the most polite pacle in the country.  First, it was 70 degrees when e flew out at 1:00 (58 at 7AM).  The traffic is non-threatening, the roads are well marked, and the people are courteous.  At the airport I saw someone return money that was dropped, and I heard an announcement for someone to return to Burger King to get their wallet.  Nice region (kudos to them).

BTW, we left fishing gear in the bed of the truck while fishing, and I saw other people doing the same at Spirit Lake (last week).  People aren't thieves (overtly) there.  I was impressed.

[BAMAWV]

I spend the day traveling, and come home to politics - ugh.

Punchline: "Sims".

You started this thread, so I'll follow your guidelines, but I thought that this was a thread to discuss what is on your mind, from apples to zebras. You and the Tider from GB spend more time/space WHINING than is devoted to politcal discussions. Would it not just be easier to admit you are politically incorrect. Seriously, it would be different if we spent the day on the subject, or ANY subject for that matter. JMO.

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