***CRIMSON RED DAILY THREAD***

[Chechem]

I bet that box blade could move that white Ford Ranger truck.

While at it, bust open one of those pillars.  I want to see the body.

[ssmith general]

The drive way looks great.

Thanks.

Wait til I do my sisters parking lot.  The other guy wanted 1200 dollars.  I am doing it for free, but if I was charging it would only be $650.

[Chechem]

So, "there's a story", you say.  Is your "jerk neighbor's dead mom's" body in one of the pillars??

No, when his mom died he started blocking the drive with her truck, before that he used his boat.  He's an idiot.

They are made of clay, my house was once a pottery school and I found those things shortly after I moved in and stuck them up there to help people find the pacle, 5 years ago.  Still there. 

Well I think they are just delightful, Cocker Spaniel or not.

[Chechem]

The drive way looks great.

Thanks.

Wait til I do my sisters parking lot.  The other guy wanted 1200 dollars.  I am doing it for free, but if I was charging it would only be $650.

The other $550 will pay for the ticket.

[Chechem]

I found those things shortly after I moved in and stuck them up there to help people find the pacle, 5 years ago.

So actually, you don't know what's inside them.  They could be hiding a body.

[ssmith general]

I found those things shortly after I moved in and stuck them up there to help people find the pacle, 5 years ago.

So actually, you don't know what's inside them.  They could be hiding a body.

True. 

[Chechem]

I found those things shortly after I moved in and stuck them up there to help people find the pacle, 5 years ago.

So actually, you don't know what's inside them.  They could be hiding a body.

True. 

It isn't unknown for bodies to be hidden in plain sight.

[ssmith general]

I found those things shortly after I moved in and stuck them up there to help people find the pacle, 5 years ago.

So actually, you don't know what's inside them.  They could be hiding a body.

True. 

It isn't unknown for bodies to be hidden in plain sight.

So, you think the body is in the pillar or the cat?

[Chechem]

So, now Pell City is out a Pottery School, and Janice Entler must teach pottery classes from her home (which she calls Artscape Gallery).  Who sold the school?

[BAMAWV]

I found those things shortly after I moved in and stuck them up there to help people find the pacle, 5 years ago.

So actually, you don't know what's inside them.  They could be hiding a body.

True. 

It isn't unknown for bodies to be hidden in plain sight.

Lot's wife?

[Chechem]

I found those things shortly after I moved in and stuck them up there to help people find the pacle, 5 years ago.

So actually, you don't know what's inside them.  They could be hiding a body.

True. 

It isn't unknown for bodies to be hidden in plain sight.

So, you think the body is in the pillar or the cat?

Well, the pillar is larger.  Plus, everyone knows those potters are commonly depicted as mass murderers in the mystery books.  Lady reads those by the dozens.

[Chechem]

I found those things shortly after I moved in and stuck them up there to help people find the pacle, 5 years ago.

So actually, you don't know what's inside them.  They could be hiding a body.

True.  

It isn't unknown for bodies to be hidden in plain sight.

Lost wife?

FIFY

[ssmith general]

So, now Pell City is out a Pottery School, and Janice Entler must teach pottery classes from her home (which she calls Artscape Gallery).  Who sold the school?

I'm not sure the details, but it was owned by the same family before me forever, the old lady had her pottery classes here and they lived in the house next door I think, or a house across the street that's long gone.  At some point they converted this into their home and split off the house next door to their son.  Who sold it.  Which is why I have a efftard living right next to me and I surround him.

[BAMAWV]

I found those things shortly after I moved in and stuck them up there to help people find the pacle, 5 years ago.

So actually, you don't know what's inside them.  They could be hiding a body.

True.  

It isn't unknown for bodies to be hidden in plain sight.

Lost wife?

FIFY

Back at you 

[Chechem]

So, now Pell City is out a Pottery School, and Janice Entler must teach pottery classes from her home (which she calls Artscape Gallery).  Who sold the school?

I'm not sure the details, but it was owned by the same family before me forever, the old lady had her pottery classes here and they lived in the house next door I think, or a house across the street that's long gone.  At some point they converted this into their home and split off the house next door to their son.  Who sold it.  Which is why I have a efftard living right next to me and I surround him.

Start finding rattlesnakes in the woods.  Buy some on Ebay, make him believe that all of your tractor work has stirred them from their nests, show him a few as proof, and he'll bail soon.

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