***CRIMSON RED DAILY THREAD***

[Jamos]

Good Morning.

It's a big weekend for the ladies and the kids, new Easter dresses for the ladies and hunting Easter eggs for the kids.

I watched some good basketball last night and four winners seem to be the best four of the tournament. We have no cinderella team this year. I'm still thinking that Oregon has a good chance to win it all. Bama could have beaten this team IF they could have made their free throws but I think that was the case for Bama against more than just Oregon. Bama had a lot of big IFS this year and as a fan I guess that is better than not having any, at least they were competitive.

2, glad the family will be together this weekend. After all that you and Mrs.2 have been through in the past months, nothing better than getting the kids/grandkids together for a breath of fresh air.

Check, do they do any celebrating at the Grove on Easter? I would think it is very picturesque this time of year.

Have a good day everyone and keep your hanky handy for the pollen.

[Catch Prothro]

Reading about fishing again is making me feel better, though. 

CP, you don't really need those when you're surf fishing unless you hook a monster stingray. 

I've caught a stingray or three.  Almost lost my rig to a hammerhead.  Guy vacationing from Indiana was convinced I hooked a big red, went out in the water with his net to help.  I've never seen anyone clear the water as fast as he did when he realized I had a shark.   

[2Stater]

Reading about fishing again is making me feel better, though. 

CP, you don't really need those when you're surf fishing unless you hook a monster stingray. 

I've caught a stingray or three.  Almost lost my rig to a hammerhead.  Guy vacationing from Indiana was convinced I hooked a big red, went out in the water with his net to help.  I've never seen anyone clear the water as fast as he did when he realized I had a shark.   

 

J, I hope you're doing better this morning.

[ricky023]

Well it is wonderful to be alive today unless of course I was in Heaven. We got rain yesterday and last night but it is sunny and clear today. RTR!

[Chechem]

Good Morning.

It's a big weekend for the ladies and the kids, new Easter dresses for the ladies and hunting Easter eggs for the kids.

...
2, glad the family will be together this weekend. After all that you and Mrs.2 have been through in the past months, nothing better than getting the kids/grandkids together for a breath of fresh air.

Chech, do they do any celebrating at the Grove on Easter? I would think it is very picturesque this time of year.

Have a good day everyone and keep your hanky handy for the pollen.

J, I went over to my building this morning.  There was a group of students loading Easter baskets into vans (playing Bunny   ).

The Grove is beautiful; green with lots of flowers.  Huge beds of tulips and daffodils are blooming around campus, and they've planted redbuds all along the road past the baseball field: beautiful now.

[Chechem]

[2Stater]

Beautiful! You gotta love spring! 

[Chechem]

Beautiful! You gotta love spring! 

BTW, the students have an Easter Egg Hunt for the community.  I think it was a few days ago (March 21).

[ricky023]

Man it was beautiful here today. I actually walk around outside and without my shirt and got some sunshine on my back. It really felt so good. RTR!

[pmull]

WHY YOUSHOULD NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK...

Jennifer writes:

‘I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A quart of low fat milk
A dozen eggs
A bottle of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A container of coffee
A pound of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes, you are correct.

But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly’.

[Chechem]

WHY YOUSHOULD NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK...

Jennifer writes:

‘I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A quart of low fat milk
A dozen eggs
A bottle of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A container of coffee
A pound of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes, you are correct.

But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly’.

Today we get...
1) Ricky shirtless in the sunshine;
2) A drunk insulting an ugly woman.   

[Jamos]

WHY YOUSHOULD NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK...

Jennifer writes:

‘I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A quart of low fat milk
A dozen eggs
A bottle of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A container of coffee
A pound of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes, you are correct.

But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly’.

OUCH!!!! 

[Jamos]

Wow, how beautiful. 

[Jamos]

Reading about fishing again is making me feel better, though. 

CP, you don't really need those when you're surf fishing unless you hook a monster stingray. 

I've caught a stingray or three.  Almost lost my rig to a hammerhead.  Guy vacationing from Indiana was convinced I hooked a big red, went out in the water with his net to help.  I've never seen anyone clear the water as fast as he did when he realized I had a shark.   

 

J, I hope you're doing better this morning.

I haven't made much headway with it but I do feel a little better.

[2Stater]

WHY YOUSHOULD NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK...

Jennifer writes:

‘I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A quart of low fat milk
A dozen eggs
A bottle of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A container of coffee
A pound of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes, you are correct.

But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly’.

Bwaaahaaahaaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!! 

We're so funny on here, I can't understand why we don't have more female posters. 

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