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[BAMAWV]

Gosh I just got here and I ain't sure if I oughta or notta? RTR!

Hey Ricky, I think you missed a thread over in Paty Hall.

[ricky023]

Oh my friend I pray for you in modern storm or cloudy meterlogical storms. RTR!

[ssmith general]

I planted a peach tree

What variety?  Where?  Pics?

Don't make me ask for pics again, young man.

Georgia.

On the other side of the out building near the property line.  Not a lot of excitement associated with it, at this time.

[2Stater]

*** BREAKING not-surprising NEWS ***

Strong thunderstorms likely. Damaging winds, large hail, and possibly a tornado with some storms. Low around 65F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.

What, again?  There is another wall of storms approaching.  It's turning over house trailers in Arkansas and crushing inbreeds.  It'll be here tonight.  We have a tornado watch already.

Are you SURE you haven't run over any frogs?

[ssmith general]

*** BREAKING not-surprising NEWS ***

Strong thunderstorms likely. Damaging winds, large hail, and possibly a tornado with some storms. Low around 65F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.

What, again?  There is another wall of storms approaching.  It's turning over house trailers in Arkansas and crushing inbreeds.  It'll be here tonight.  We have a tornado watch already.

Are you SURE you haven't run over any frogs?

This is an excellent point.  Perhaps the care I take in making sure the frogs are happy around here has something to do with the storms going around us?

[ssmith general]

Updated figure for chech identifying new tree locations.

[2Stater]

*** BREAKING not-surprising NEWS ***

Strong thunderstorms likely. Damaging winds, large hail, and possibly a tornado with some storms. Low around 65F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.

What, again?  There is another wall of storms approaching.  It's turning over house trailers in Arkansas and crushing inbreeds.  It'll be here tonight.  We have a tornado watch already.

Are you SURE you haven't run over any frogs?

This is an excellent point.  Perhaps the care I take in making sure the frogs are happy around here has something to do with the storms going around us?

It definitely makes one go.............

[Chechem]

*** BREAKING not-surprising NEWS ***

Strong thunderstorms likely. Damaging winds, large hail, and possibly a tornado with some storms. Low around 65F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph.

What, again?  There is another wall of storms approaching.  It's turning over house trailers in Arkansas and crushing inbreeds.  It'll be here tonight.  We have a tornado watch already.

It definitely makes one go.............



Are you SURE you haven't run over any frogs?

This is an excellent point.  Perhaps the care I take in making sure the frogs are happy around here has something to do with the storms going around us?

No, neither have I run over any frogs or stepped on any witch's feet.  Whatever the cause, it's coming at us like a freight train.  Again.

[Chechem]

I planted a peach tree

What variety?  Where?  Pics?

Don't make me ask for pics again, young man.

Georgia.

On the other side of the out building near the property line.  Not a lot of excitement associated with it, at this time.

Look, wise guy, if you want botanical help, at least mark the sarcasm with a wink or write the word, "wink" after the sarcasm.  Apparently "Georgia" was sarcasm.  I went to the trouble of looking among the 2000 varieties of peaches to see if yours is self-fruitful or not. 
Click here for link

Good thing you're not excited about it, because it would likely produce only ~3 wrinkled fruits without a nearby stud peach tree.  With a stud, its branches would be loaded and we could have some of Preacher's cobbler.  But that's not possible now, is it?

BTW, I'm W-AAAA-Y better at solving your problems with fish and shrimp than botanical issues.

[Chechem]

Updated figure for chech identifying new tree locations.

What's a "paml"?  You're dyslexic.  Dog will punish you for this.

[ssmith general]

I planted a peach tree

What variety?  Where?  Pics?

Don't make me ask for pics again, young man.

Georgia.

On the other side of the out building near the property line.  Not a lot of excitement associated with it, at this time.

Look, wise guy, if you want botanical help, at least mark the sarcasm with a wink or write the word, "wink" after the sarcasm.  Apparently "Georgia" was sarcasm.  I went to the trouble of looking among the 2000 varieties of peaches to see if yours is self-fruitful or not. 
Click here for link

Good thing you're not excited about it, because it would likely produce only ~3 wrinkled fruits without a nearby stud peach tree.  With a stud, its branches would be loaded and we could have some of Preacher's cobbler.  But that's not possible now, is it?

BTW, I'm W-AAAA-Y better at solving your problems with fish and shrimp than botanical issues.

Hang on a sec.  I went and got pics.

[cbbama99]

Just wanted to drop in and say that I have no idea what you are talking about and can add no further intelligent comments. Thank you. 

[2Stater]

Just wanted to drop in and say that I have no idea what you are talking about and can add no further intelligent comments. Thank you. 

 

[cbbama99]

Just wanted to drop in and say that I have no idea what you are talking about and can add no further intelligent comments. Thank you. 

 

:bowing to the audience::
It's not often I get applauded for being a complete know-nothing.

[Chechem]

While waiting for Smitty to download the pics, we all sat and gnawed on some fresh fish and had a glass of lime juice.  Very refreshing.

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