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[Chechem]

"Good morning, boys."

GM Chech, hey if you want me to come up and help you with those trees, just have to plan it.    We could get them all moved and stacked probably in a day easy.

I would only ask for some diesel.

Thanks.  You'd have to see it, but they are down in a mature oak-hickory forest.  I have walking trails through it.  Heavy equipment, even 4 wheelers, would damage a lot.  I'd rather cut it in pacle and haul it with the lawn tractor and little wagon than use a tractor, etc.

Plus, I leave in 2 weeks for Belize.  It'll keep.

[ssmith general]

Prince William arrives at Westminster Abbey for his public hanging.



Here is a guy getting married that already has people to cook and do the dishes. WTH

Their lives are all just show.  I find it all very bizarre.  Do they add anything for billions they spend? No, just inbreds with a lot of luck.

Not sure, but I thought I heard in the last couple of days, that Prince William flies Apache Helicopters. Dollar to donut I  bet he sux at it. Also I wonder about the poor kid that worked his azz off to get a chance to fly, only to get bumped by the royal brat.

Story yesterday of GUYS sleeping on the sidewalks for a glimpse at the wedding procession. Our Dads would not understand. BTW, Shepard Smith seems giddy about the whole thing. I hope there is no relation.

Shepard Smith is fancy pants and not related.  I am actually not related to any smith's that I know of except a farmer in Talladega.

[ssmith general]

"Good morning, boys."

GM Chech, hey if you want me to come up and help you with those trees, just have to plan it.    We could get them all moved and stacked probably in a day easy.

I would only ask for some diesel.

Thanks.  You'd have to see it, but they are down in a mature oak-hickory forest.  I have walking trails through it.  Heavy equipment, even 4 wheelers, would damage a lot.  I'd rather cut it in pacle and haul it with the lawn tractor and little wagon than use a tractor, etc.

Plus, I leave in 2 weeks for Belize.  It'll keep.

I hear ya, just throwing it out there, I felt bad for dismissing it last night.

I must get to a beach soon. 

[Chechem]

Prince William arrives at Westminster Abbey for his public hanging.



Here is a guy getting married that already has people to cook and do the dishes. WTH

Their lives are all just show.  I find it all very bizarre.  Do they add anything for billions they spend? No, just inbreds with a lot of luck.

Not sure, but I thought I heard in the last couple of days, that Prince William flies Apache Helicopters. Dollar to donut I  bet he sux at it. Also I wonder about the poor kid that worked his azz off to get a chance to fly, only to get bumped by the royal brat.

Story yesterday of GUYS sleeping on the sidewalks for a glimpse at the wedding procession. Our Dads would not understand. BTW, Shepard Smith seems giddy about the whole thing. I hope there is no relation.

I thought of starting a "Sarcasm-only, wedding in-game thread", but couldn't even get excited about doing it.  Weddings are not for men (is that hyperbole?).

[ssmith general]

Your storm entertainment center seems to have all you need. Running off a gasoline generator? OMG. Is that a barn drop cord?

Yeah, its cheap little husky generator from home depot and it's the best thing in the world.

Ran the fridge, tv, fan, a couple of lights here and there,coffee maker when needed, etc.

we ran it nearly 36 hours on about 12 gallons (and it's still at least half full).

Yes that bin contains enough drop cord to run power to the barn* and back.

* Pun intended

I dont know if I told yall this, but I am not a big fan of battery tools.

I want some props for this pun/double entendre

[Chechem]

Your storm entertainment center seems to have all you need. Running off a gasoline generator? OMG. Is that a barn drop cord?

Yeah, its cheap little husky generator from home depot and it's the best thing in the world.

Ran the fridge, tv, fan, a couple of lights here and there,coffee maker when needed, etc.

we ran it nearly 36 hours on about 12 gallons (and it's still at least half full).

Yes that bin contains enough drop cord to run power to the barn* and back.

* Pun intended

I dont know if I told yall this, but I am not a big fan of battery tools.

I want some props for this pun/double entendre

Props.  Hey, you DO realize it's not even 5AM, and I was up until 10:30.  I'm better at sarcasm at this hour.

[Chechem]

Think the groom had nightmares?

[BAMAWV]

Your storm entertainment center seems to have all you need. Running off a gasoline generator? OMG. Is that a barn drop cord?

Yeah, its cheap little husky generator from home depot and it's the best thing in the world.

Ran the fridge, tv, fan, a couple of lights here and there,coffee maker when needed, etc.

we ran it nearly 36 hours on about 12 gallons (and it's still at least half full).

Yes that bin contains enough drop cord to run power to the barn* and back.

* Pun intended

I dont know if I told yall this, but I am not a big fan of battery tools.

I want some props for this pun/double entendre

*auxillary headquarters

Battery tools--not enough torque and you spend way more on extra batteries, than you do for the tools they energize.

[BAMAWV]

Think the groom had nightmares?

That is not the groom?

"GM, Chech"

[ssmith general]

Your storm entertainment center seems to have all you need. Running off a gasoline generator? OMG. Is that a barn drop cord?

Yeah, its cheap little husky generator from home depot and it's the best thing in the world.

Ran the fridge, tv, fan, a couple of lights here and there,coffee maker when needed, etc.

we ran it nearly 36 hours on about 12 gallons (and it's still at least half full).

Yes that bin contains enough drop cord to run power to the barn* and back.

* Pun intended

I dont know if I told yall this, but I am not a big fan of battery tools.

I want some props for this pun/double entendre

*auxillary headquarters

Battery tools--not enough torque and you spend way more on extra batteries, than you do for the tools they energize.

Yeah, I don't own any*.  I had a nice dewalt set for work at one time, but you end up with 3 or 4 chargers plugged in somewhere anyway.  Easier just to find a plug and run the stupid cord, or take a little generator.

* I do have a small black and decker cordless drill taht works fine for small little household tasks.

[Chechem]

Your storm entertainment center seems to have all you need. Running off a gasoline generator? OMG. Is that a barn drop cord?

Yeah, its cheap little husky generator from home depot and it's the best thing in the world.

Ran the fridge, tv, fan, a couple of lights here and there,coffee maker when needed, etc.

we ran it nearly 36 hours on about 12 gallons (and it's still at least half full).

Yes that bin contains enough drop cord to run power to the barn* and back.

* Pun intended

I dont know if I told yall this, but I am not a big fan of battery tools.

I want some props for this pun/double entendre

*auxillary headquarters

Battery tools--not enough torque and you spend way more on extra batteries, than you do for the tools they energize.

But they are a God-send for building a cabana on an island, a treehouse in the woods, or a quick job (sawing the end off a broomstick).

[Chechem]

Think the groom had nightmares?

That is not the groom?

"GM, Chech"

Oh, sorry, I'm not much on weddings.  What's the difference?

GM

[Chechem]

There are some ugly people in England.

[ssmith general]

There are some ugly people in England.

islands = inbreeding

[Chechem]

There are some ugly people in England.

islands = inbreeding

LOL

Looks like it took the entire military to drag the groom to the altar.

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