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[BAMAWV]

There are some ugly people in England.

All the women at the wedding that are doable are from out of town. No way to lie out of this wedding by saying you just had too much to drink.

[ssmith general]

There are some ugly people in England.

islands = inbreeding

LOL

Looks like it took the entire military to drag the groom to the altar.

Be sure and let us know if anything exciting happens.  I am guessing it's on right now since both of yall seem to have a sudden interest.

[Chechem]

There are some ugly people in England.

All the women at the wedding that are doable are from out of town. No way to lie out of this wedding by saying you just had too much to drink.

LOL.

Do the guys always wear military uniforms to their weddings in England?  I'm thinking, maybe:

1. They may have to fight the French at any minute;
2. Their suits are at the cleaners;
3. The Italians had a sale on gaudy military-dress unis.

[Chechem]

There are some ugly people in England.

islands = inbreeding

LOL

Looks like it took the entire military to drag the groom to the altar.

Be sure and let us know if anything exciting happens.  I am guessing it's on right now since both of yall seem to have a sudden interest.

The "24-hour news channel" (an obvious lie) is covering it, as is every channel except "Mike and Mike", which I tried and had heard it all last night during the draft.

I'm hoping the bride breaks and runs.  What would the body guards do?  Tackle her?

[BAMAWV]

There are some ugly people in England.

islands = inbreeding

LOL

Looks like it took the entire military to drag the groom to the altar.

Be sure and let us know if anything exciting happens.  I am guessing it's on right now since both of yall seem to have a sudden interest.

A lot of foci on her dress. I've seen nicer on Amish girls doing field work.

[Chechem]

There are some ugly people in England.

islands = inbreeding

LOL

Looks like it took the entire military to drag the groom to the altar.

Be sure and let us know if anything exciting happens.  I am guessing it's on right now since both of yall seem to have a sudden interest.

A lot of foci on her dress. I've seen nicer on Amish girls doing field work.

True.  And, it's obviously WAY too big for her.  She must have lost weight.  It's dragging along behind.

[BAMAWV]

It's good to be King, but I'm watching this dumbazz give away half his benefits, while smiling.

[BAMAWV]

There are some ugly people in England.

islands = inbreeding

LOL

Looks like it took the entire military to drag the groom to the altar.

Be sure and let us know if anything exciting happens.  I am guessing it's on right now since both of yall seem to have a sudden interest.

A lot of foci on her dress. I've seen nicer on Amish girls doing field work.

True.  And, it's obviously WAY too big for her.  She must have lost weight.  It's dragging along behind.

Probably a rental.

[Chechem]

It's good to be King, but I'm watching this dumbazz give away half his benefits, while smiling.

Did ya see her trying to keep a straight face when the preacher said, "For richer or for poorer..."

[BAMAWV]

It's good to be King, but I'm watching this dumbazz give away half his benefits, while smiling.

Did ya see her trying to keep a straight face when the preacher said, "For richer or for poorer..."

[Chechem]

Okay, his life is over.

How long do they have to wait before asking for a divorce (in England)?

[Chechem]

I think the only glitch was when the preacher asked "If anyone ... speak now or forever hold his peace [sic]", and it got stony quiet until some dope coughed.  Ha.  Bet his wife elbowed him.

[Chechem]

Camera zoomed on Elton John and his ... buddy.  Elton has expanded in girth.

[BAMAWV]

Okay, his life is over.

How long do they have to wait before asking for a divorce (in England)?

Is a solicitor a ye olde name for hooker. I think you need one to get a divorce there. Or a bar sister?

[Chechem]

Okay, his life is over.

How long do they have to wait before asking for a divorce (in England)?

Is a solicitor a ye olde name for hooker. I think you need one to get a divorce there. Or a bar sister?

So, mistress isn't any help, eh?

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