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[ssmith general]

Mahogany canoes?

Not mahogany; plastic.
The only "real" wooden ones I've seen there were canoes made of Spanish Cedar.  Beautiful, expensive, impressive.  Custom built.

Smitty could help them drain that mud hole.

What is that?  THe gulf of mexico?  No problem.

[Chechem]

Mahogany canoes?

Not mahogany; plastic.
The only "real" wooden ones I've seen there were canoes made of Spanish Cedar.  Beautiful, expensive, impressive.  Custom built.

Smitty could help them drain that mud hole.

What is that?  THe gulf of mexico?  No problem.

See that prominent peak?  Victoria Peak (Maya Mountains, Belize).  Please don't drain that pond until after I complete my visit. 

[ssmith general]

Mahogany canoes?

Not mahogany; plastic.
The only "real" wooden ones I've seen there were canoes made of Spanish Cedar.  Beautiful, expensive, impressive.  Custom built.

Smitty could help them drain that mud hole.

What is that?  THe gulf of mexico?  No problem.

See that prominent peak?  Victoria Peak (Maya Mountains, Belize).  Please don't drain that pond until after I complete my visit. 

Ok, we'll leave it.

[Chechem]

So, if not draining the barrier-reef lagoon, what are your plans today?

[ssmith general]

Drug test this morning.  I find this to be an unconstitutional invasion of privacy.  Also totally worthless, all it does is catch stupid potheads. 

Anyway, cost of doing business...

[ssmith general]

So, if not draining the barrier-reef lagoon, what are your plans today?

I have to get everything ready to be gone.  I wont get finished with the yard, but I can get it into a condition it can stay in.   Also must finish the new ditch in the back before I go.  The fence only has one panel left.  Need to fix the barn before I go too, been ignoring that, heights are not my strong suit. (slight damage from storms)

[Chechem]

Drug test this morning.  I find this to be an unconstitutional invasion of privacy.  Also totally worthless, all it does is catch stupid potheads. 

Anyway, cost of doing business...

Ask GF for tips on passing with success.  Seems our ladies have brains.  Mine's a Duke grad.

[ssmith general]

Drug test this morning.  I find this to be an unconstitutional invasion of privacy.  Also totally worthless, all it does is catch stupid potheads. 

Anyway, cost of doing business...

Ask GF for tips on passing with success.  Seems our ladies have brains.  Mine's a Duke grad.

No worries on failing, it's the principle of the thing.

[ssmith general]

Drug test this morning.  I find this to be an unconstitutional invasion of privacy.  Also totally worthless, all it does is catch stupid potheads. 

Anyway, cost of doing business...

Ask GF for tips on passing with success.  Seems our ladies have brains.  Mine's a Duke grad.

She went to Texas.

[BAMAWV]

Drug test this morning.  I find this to be an unconstitutional invasion of privacy.  Also totally worthless, all it does is catch stupid potheads. 

Anyway, cost of doing business...

Chesapeake Energy reports that 75% of their applicants/hirees can't pass drug test.

[ssmith general]

Drug test this morning.  I find this to be an unconstitutional invasion of privacy.  Also totally worthless, all it does is catch stupid potheads. 

Anyway, cost of doing business...

Chesapeake Energy reports that 75% of their applicants/hirees can't pass drug test.

lol

[Chechem]

A hunting buddy of mine in Louisiana was venting about drug tests at work.  He works for a utility company.  Said he had to sign away permission for drug tests and random checks of his car for drugs.  Said they'd take the drug dog into the parking lot and check.  Even a weed seed was enough for reprimand and possible firing.  Nazis.

[Chechem]

Remember the Seinfeld episode when Elaine kept failing the drug test?  Opium.  Turned out to be poppy-seed muffins.

[BAMAWV]

Remember the Seinfeld episode when Elaine kept failing the drug test?  Heroin.  Turned out to be poppy-seed muffins.

I know of one over-the-counter medication that will trip a drug test. Anecdotal.

[ssmith general]

A hunting buddy of mine in Louisiana was venting about drug tests at work.  He works for a utility company.  Said he had to sign away permission for drug tests and random checks of his car for drugs.  Said they'd take the drug dog into the parking lot and check.  Even a weed seed was enough for reprimand and possible firing.  Nazis.

I dont work well under those conditions and wouldnt tolerate it. 

funny story i've been trying to post, but my computer had one of it's internet fits..

I had a crew up in aberdeen that was a mess.  Great workers, but you knew they did what they wanted in their off time.

One day I called them all down for a meeting and while two guys were dragging their butt to get down there we decided to joke with them about a pop drug test. 

The look in their eyes was priceless.

Me "I need you to take a drug test right now"

silence, blank stare, looking around for the cameras ....

him "uhh sure"

We got a good laugh

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