***CRIMSON RED DAILY THREAD***

[Chechem]

You know they give old men in nursing homes a Viagra every day, right?
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wait for it
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Keeps them from rolling off the bed.

[2Stater]

You know they give old men in nursing homes a Viagra every day, right?
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wait for it
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Keeps them from rolling off the bed.

Oldie but goodie!

[Chechem]

I heard another about a wife serving Viagra in her husband's spaghetti, and all of the spaghetti standing up.  But you probably heard it too.  

[2Stater]

I heard another about a wife serving Viagra in her husband's spaghetti, and all of the spaghetti standing up.  But you probably heard it too.  

No, I hadn't heard that one. When I have a few minutes, I'll PM you a Viagra joke that will make you split your sides. Too salty for the board.

[Chechem]

I heard another about a wife serving Viagra in her husband's spaghetti, and all of the spaghetti standing up.  But you probably heard it too.  

No, I hadn't heard that one. When I have a few minutes, I'll PM you a Viagra joke that will make you split your sides. Too salty for the board.

Thanks for not posting it.  And go easy on the toilet stories, pleeeeease. 

[BAMAWV]

Do birds get...uh...an aroused state?

[2Stater]

I heard another about a wife serving Viagra in her husband's spaghetti, and all of the spaghetti standing up.  But you probably heard it too.  

No, I hadn't heard that one. When I have a few minutes, I'll PM you a Viagra joke that will make you split your sides. Too salty for the board.

Thanks for not posting it.  And go easy on the toilet stories, pleeeeease. 

I just PM'd you and WV. Enjoy.

[ssmith general]

Toilet stories?  Oh no.  I have a funny one, doesnt involve any poo.

Room is acceptable.  I have no idea where I am stealing the wifi from.  Today was hot.  I also backed the bobcat into a storage shed which is a big deal even though the damage was very minimal.  Bonehead head move for me.  But the other dude told me not to tell anyone.  I was like cool, but then after a while my better sense got to me and I reported it.    Where I got praise for coming forward.  Weird that society is like that, you should be able to assume it.

I am extraordinarily sleepy.  Two long days catching up with me.

[BAMAWV]

Toilet stories?  Oh no.  I have a funny one, doesnt involve any poo.

Room is acceptable.  I have no idea where I am stealing the wifi from.  Today was hot.  I also backed the bobcat into a storage shed which is a big deal even though the damage was very minimal.  Bonehead head move for me.  But the other dude told me not to tell anyone.  I was like cool, but then after a while my better sense got to me and I reported it.    Where I got praise for coming forward.  Weird that society is like that, you should be able to assume it.

I am extraordinarily sleepy.  Two long days catching up with me.

Hang out or watch TV for 2-3 more hours so you don't wake up a 2am.

[ssmith general]

Toilet stories?  Oh no.  I have a funny one, doesnt involve any poo.

Room is acceptable.  I have no idea where I am stealing the wifi from.  Today was hot.  I also backed the bobcat into a storage shed which is a big deal even though the damage was very minimal.  Bonehead head move for me.  But the other dude told me not to tell anyone.  I was like cool, but then after a while my better sense got to me and I reported it.    Where I got praise for coming forward.  Weird that society is like that, you should be able to assume it.

I am extraordinarily sleepy.  Two long days catching up with me.

Hang out or watch TV for 2-3 more hours so you don't wake up a 2am.

Yeah that's the plan, I will hang in til 8 or 9.

[BAMAWV]

Sunburned like I've been under a magnifying glass. Don't know why, clean air or elevation, but this pacle is better for sun tan/burns than Myrtle Beach. BTW, I was on tractor, not beach towel.

[ssmith general]

Sunburned like I've been under a magnifying glass. Don't know why, clean air or elevation, but this pacle is better for sun tan/burns than Myrtle Beach. BTW, I was on tractor, not beach towel.

Start hitting it with burn relief crap now to avoid the itching.

So you rode around on topless on the tractor today? 

[BAMAWV]

Sunburned like I've been under a magnifying glass. Don't know why, clean air or elevation, but this pacle is better for sun tan/burns than Myrtle Beach. BTW, I was on tractor, not beach towel.

Start hitting it with burn relief crap now to avoid the itching.

So you rode around on topless on the tractor today? 

Shorts and tennis shoes. Women driving by here, some with out of state tags. Must be the tractor.

[ssmith general]

Sunburned like I've been under a magnifying glass. Don't know why, clean air or elevation, but this pacle is better for sun tan/burns than Myrtle Beach. BTW, I was on tractor, not beach towel.

Start hitting it with burn relief crap now to avoid the itching.

So you rode around on topless on the tractor today? 

Shorts and tennis shoes. Women driving by here, some with out of state tags. Must be the tractor.

Time flies when you're on the tractor, next time at least take a shirt along.  I burn in 20 minutes.

[BAMAWV]

Sunburned like I've been under a magnifying glass. Don't know why, clean air or elevation, but this pacle is better for sun tan/burns than Myrtle Beach. BTW, I was on tractor, not beach towel.

Start hitting it with burn relief crap now to avoid the itching.

So you rode around on topless on the tractor today? 

Shorts and tennis shoes. Women driving by here, some with out of state tags. Must be the tractor.

Time flies when you're on the tractor, next time at least take a shirt along.  I burn in 20 minutes.

I was out a couple hours before noon. Then 1 1/2 after.  Every time I get too far from the house my work phone rings. Woman has to chase me down.

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