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[Chechem]

We need a Crimson effort against this Booger, named appropriately Jason Dufner, in the PGA.  As unlikely as it seems, he is leading after 3 rounds.  

In true Booger form, he's never won anything.  He almost won the Waste Management Phoenix Open early in the 2011 season, but lost in a playoff to Mark Wilson.  Yes, his best came in the garbage tournament.  Yesterday, as the camera zoomed in, he opened a can of snuff and dipped a pinch.  Is that a Booger or what!!!  Only a Boog would dip during a PGA event.

I'll be watching.  We may need a ***dedicated thread***.  

[ssmith general]

We need a Crimson effort against this Booger, named appropriately Jason Dufner, in the PGA.  As unlikely as it seems, he is leading after 3 rounds.  

In true Booger form, he's never won anything.  He almost won the Waste Management Phoenix Open early in the 2011 season, but lost in a playoff to Mark Wilson.  Yes, his best came in the garbage tournament.  Yesterday, as the camera zoomed in, he opened a can of snuff and dipped a pinch.  Is that a Booger or what!!!  Only a Boog would dip during a PGA event.

I'll be watching.  We may need a ***dedicated thread***.  

Do it

[Chechem]

We need a Crimson effort against this Booger, named appropriately Jason Dufner, in the PGA.  As unlikely as it seems, he is leading after 3 rounds.  

In true Booger form, he's never won anything.  He almost won the Waste Management Phoenix Open early in the 2011 season, but lost in a playoff to Mark Wilson.  Yes, his best came in the garbage tournament.  Yesterday, as the camera zoomed in, he opened a can of snuff and dipped a pinch.  Is that a Booger or what!!!  Only a Boog would dip during a PGA event.

I'll be watching.  We may need a ***dedicated thread***.  

Do it

We need a good title.

[2Stater]

We need a Crimson effort against this Booger, named appropriately Jason Dufner, in the PGA.  As unlikely as it seems, he is leading after 3 rounds.  

In true Booger form, he's never won anything.  He almost won the Waste Management Phoenix Open early in the 2011 season, but lost in a playoff to Mark Wilson.  Yes, his best came in the garbage tournament.  Yesterday, as the camera zoomed in, he opened a can of snuff and dipped a pinch.  Is that a Booger or what!!!  Only a Boog would dip during a PGA event.

I'll be watching.  We may need a ***dedicated thread***.  

Do it

We need a good title.

"Waste Mgmt runner-up, backy dippin', booger, lucks way to PGA lead"

How's that?

[2Stater]

Dear Lord, Jason Dufner, one of the leaders of the PGA Championship is a boog. I didn't know that.

Not only is he leading, he's openly dipping snuff while playing.  Spitting on the course is SO WRONG.  Tiger got trashed across the country for doing it.  This Booger idiot should too.

BTW, he played well.  But he's a slouchy redneck.

Being a boog I would have expected him to have a plug of chewing tobaccy with juice stains on his overalls.

I like your new avatar, CB.

[Chechem]

We need a Crimson effort against this Booger, named appropriately Jason Dufner, in the PGA.  As unlikely as it seems, he is leading after 3 rounds.  

In true Booger form, he's never won anything.  He almost won the Waste Management Phoenix Open early in the 2011 season, but lost in a playoff to Mark Wilson.  Yes, his best came in the garbage tournament.  Yesterday, as the camera zoomed in, he opened a can of snuff and dipped a pinch.  Is that a Booger or what!!!  Only a Boog would dip during a PGA event.

I'll be watching.  We may need a ***dedicated thread***.  

Do it

We need a good title.

"Waste Mgmt runner-up, backy dippin', booger, lucks way to PGA lead"

How's that?

I can use that.   

[2Stater]

I was watching him in disbelief yesterday. Him and Chris Couch (not playing in the PGA) need to be escorted by a PGA bouncer from the course the first time they spit. Remember the crap that Sergio took when he missed a short putt and spit in the cup? To me what Boog and Gayturd do on the golf course is MUCH worse than that.

[2Stater]

FORE!

Later, guys.

[2Stater]

Ok, pmull, I shot an 85 with two 4-putts and two 3-putts and still won most of the money. I hit solid shots all day, but couldn't putt to save my life. If I putted just average for me, I could have broken 80 easily. Stonebrook has squirrelly greens that are hard to read. Since I came out financially ahead, I won't complain.

[Chechem]

Ok, pmull, I shot an 85 with two 4-putts and two 3-putts and still won most of the money. I hit solid shots all day, but couldn't putt to save my life. If I putted just average for me, I could have broken 80 easily. Stonebrook has squirrelly greens that are hard to read. Since I came out financially ahead, I won't complain.

Increase your waggle.

[2Stater]

Ok, pmull, I shot an 85 with two 4-putts and two 3-putts and still won most of the money. I hit solid shots all day, but couldn't putt to save my life. If I putted just average for me, I could have broken 80 easily. Stonebrook has squirrelly greens that are hard to read. Since I came out financially ahead, I won't complain.

Increase your waggle.

If I waggled 8 times, I would be too worn out to hit my shot.

[pmull]

Ok, pmull, I shot an 85 with two 4-putts and two 3-putts and still won most of the money. I hit solid shots all day, but couldn't putt to save my life. If I putted just average for me, I could have broken 80 easily. Stonebrook has squirrelly greens that are hard to read. Since I came out financially ahead, I won't complain.

85 is a good score but what is up with your putting? What the hell is a 4 putt? Did you have trouble with the windmill or did you just misplay some of your bank shots? Seriously, you threw away 6 shots putting.

[2Stater]

Ok, pmull, I shot an 85 with two 4-putts and two 3-putts and still won most of the money. I hit solid shots all day, but couldn't putt to save my life. If I putted just average for me, I could have broken 80 easily. Stonebrook has squirrelly greens that are hard to read. Since I came out financially ahead, I won't complain.

85 is a good score but what is up with your putting? What the hell is a 4 putt? Did you have trouble with the windmill or did you just misplay some of your bank shots? Seriously, you threw away 6 shots putting.

More than that. Stonebrook is not consistent with the cutting of their greens. Everyone putted terribly today, because of the different speeds. The greens are very grainy as well, which leads to bad reads.

[cbbama99]

Dear Lord, Jason Dufner, one of the leaders of the PGA Championship is a boog. I didn't know that.

Not only is he leading, he's openly dipping snuff while playing.  Spitting on the course is SO WRONG.  Tiger got trashed across the country for doing it.  This Booger idiot should too.

BTW, he played well.  But he's a slouchy redneck.

Being a boog I would have expected him to have a plug of chewing tobaccy with juice stains on his overalls.

I like your new avatar, CB.

Thank you sir. YOu are a gentleman and a scholar. , no matter what WV may say about you. 

[2Stater]

Dear Lord, Jason Dufner, one of the leaders of the PGA Championship is a boog. I didn't know that.

Not only is he leading, he's openly dipping snuff while playing.  Spitting on the course is SO WRONG.  Tiger got trashed across the country for doing it.  This Booger idiot should too.

BTW, he played well.  But he's a slouchy redneck.

Being a boog I would have expected him to have a plug of chewing tobaccy with juice stains on his overalls.

I like your new avatar, CB.

Thank you sir. YOu are a gentleman and a scholar. , no matter what WV may say about you. 

WV talks that way about everybody. I don't take offense. 

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