barners Go to Washington

[SUPERCOACH]

If there is a hall of fame here, this thread deserves a lot of consideration.

There is.  We call it the Paul W. Bryant Museum.  I think it only has our first in-game thread in there right now.  Not so much for the content, but because it was a milestone.

[BAMAWV]

Scandal once again plagues the plains of west georgia as barn player is accused of theft on a Washington DC visit to the House Chambers. Charges were leveled against Wes Byrum, kicker for the asterisked 2010 NC season team.
Byrum has been accused of attempted theft and impersonating a Black dude, when he allegedly secreted the House gavel into his trousers.

CGC declined comment other than to say that they were eagerly awaiting a chance to see ALL the evidence in the case.

Capitol Police said recently demoted speaker Nancy Pelosi was first to notice, "an unusually large protrusion for a field goal kicker". The barners are scheduled to meet with the President tomorrow, a visit that has been rescheduled to now be held at the White House gates, rather than the ceremonial hall inside the White House.

[cbbama99]

Scandal once again plagues the plains of west georgia as barn player is accused of theft on a Washington DC visit to the House Chambers. Charges were leveled against Wes Byrum, kicker for the asterisked 2010 NC season team.
Byrum has been accused of attempted theft and impersonating a Black dude, when he allegedly secreted the House gavel into his trousers.

CGC declined comment other than to say that they were eagerly awaiting a chance to see ALL the evidence in the case.

Capitol Police said recently demoted speaker Nancy Pelosi was first to notice, "an unusually large protrusion for a field goal kicker". The barners are scheduled to meet with the President tomorrow, a visit that has been rescheduled to now be held at the White House gates, rather than the ceremonial hall inside the White House.

   You, sir, are either  a genius or have way too much time on your hands. Either way, # to you.

[BAMAWV]

               Pay Per View Scandal Mars DC Visit  

Early reports claiming barn players ran up over $37,000 in unauthorized hotel charges are surfacing. Hotel charges, mostly charge-to-room movies, were allegedly billed to west georgia university, incurred during the teams recent visit to the White House in Washington, DC.

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, Little Debby Does Demopolis, and Lou Holtz Bares All were some of the supposed movies on the hotel bill that has barn officials once again circling the wagons.

barn spokesperson, Tammy from Finebaum, said the farm school is looking into players accounts of Bammers entering their rooms while they slept, ordering the movies. Nick Fairey  was indignant about the allegations claiming, "I've already seen Harry Pothead three times. Why would I order it at the barns expense and ruin a chance to see President Biden?"

[Chechem]

A little gaff at the White House.  The Boogers sang the "Stars Spangled Banner" for President Obama, but several of them ended it with, “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

[pmull]

CGC held a press conference to talk about the teams trip to the capital. He was quoted as saying "The players are really looking forward to the one hour bus ride to Montgomery".

[2Stater]

Cam thinks the president is hard of hearing. He asked him about the Gettysburg address so he could put in his GPS, and got no response.

[pmull]

CGC informed the team that they were going to tour the Smithsonian and asked which museum they would like to see first. Being the leader that he is Cam Newton spoke up and said "Let's go to the toilet paper museum and see how it compares to ours".

[CrimsonFever]

Who are you guys talking about when you keep sayin Boogers?  Is it Aubrun fans or Georgia fans?  I think it is cool, but I never heard anybody saying such funny stuff before around here at all except in the forum that stopped being alive becasu they charged moeny to be on it (TriedSports i think).

[CrimsonFever]

First it was tide sprotz charging, then my mom wanted $200 a month to rent the basement.

[CrimsonFever]

A little gaff at the White House.  The Boogers sang the "Stars Spangled Banner" for President Obama, but several of them ended it with, “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

Good joke. The barn is supid.  I can't even learn t spell stuped.

[Chechem]

A little gaff at the White House.  The Boogers sang the "Stars Spangled Banner" for President Obama, but several of them ended it with, “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

Stupid joke. A gaff is a fish hook thing.  Learn to spell stupid.

Hey, idiot troll.  They are synonyms.  Look that up too.

[CrimsonFever]

A little gaff at the White House.  The Boogers sang the "Stars Spangled Banner" for President Obama, but several of them ended it with, “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

Stupid joke. A gaff is a fish hook thing.  Learn to spell stupid.

Hey, idiot troll.  They are synonyms.  Look that up too.

I hate cats! Hope this helps.

[Chechem]

A little gaff at the White House.  The Boogers sang the "Stars Spangled Banner" for President Obama, but several of them ended it with, “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

Stupid joke. A gaff is a fish hook thing.  Learn to spell stupid.

Hey, idiot troll.  They are synonyms.  Look that up too.

I hate cats! Hope this helps.

You, my friend, are clearly wasted.  Meth?

[BAMAWV]

A little gaff at the White House.  The Boogers sang the "Stars Spangled Banner" for President Obama, but several of them ended it with, “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

Stupid joke. A gaff is a fish hook thing.  Learn to spell stupid.

Hey, idiot troll.  They are synonyms.  Look that up too.

I hate cats! Hope this helps.

You, my friend, are clearly wasted.  Meth?

Don't start that stuff with him CF. He is my friend.

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