Meltdown Time!

[deahl001]

Enjoy!

"Any time the 'Horns appear on Meltdown Time you know it's going to be interesting. Obviously, the standard PSA applies. What follows is a bunch of awful language that includes graphic sexual innuendo, talk of drugs and suicide, and just all sorts of general swearing. If any of this may offend you I suggest that you read no further and point your browser elsewhere. You have been warned..."

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[2Stater]

Jawja

Mark Richt is 1-1 against quarterbacks he kicked off the team.

When you let defensive ends run right by you, Aaron Murray gets hit. When Aaron Murray gets hit, he gets the yips. When Aaron Murray gets the yips, he throws interceptions.
Don't let defensive ends run right by you.

Apparently we're the Alabama of Equestrian.

WVU

Dear liver, I'm sorry.
Signed, Every WVU fan

Just keep them excuses a comin' and maybe Bama will only score 60 on us next year and we'll lose to Iowa State in a 'valiant gutty effort' in 2 weeks at home...

How much is Dana's contract? We could have a bake sale to start raising funds.

Nahh, that's just how we play "Broke-back Mountaineer Football"

Tejas

The only way Case could possibly get on my good side would be if he hiked the ball, sprinted to the sideline, and drilled Mack Brown in the face with it. Though, he'd probably miss or throw it so slowly, only one or two of Mack's butter teeth would fall out.

We are Marshall

Feel like I'm about to wake up from a dream and it'll be the second half of the BYU game. Also, my house will be burning down around me.

 

[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

I liked this one from WV:

'We want Bama'
<Looks at next year's schedule>
'OhshitOhshitohshit'

[Catch Prothro]

Georgia:

Mark Richt is 1-1 against quarterbacks he kicked off the team.


Marshall is still stealing from us.



I promised I would never cheer for Bama after December.
But I take it back.

 

[Catch Prothro]

West Virginia:

Tonight, we outdrink Russia.


When we joined B12 I was frightened of us playing Kansas ... In basketball.


Evidently the Big 12 just beats each other up. I can't even type that with a straight face.


 

[Catch Prothro]

Texas:

I like this hurry up offense. As in hurry up and get this bleep over with.


Well the glass half full approach says at least we'll make the meltdown blog this week.


Duke would destroy us.



mack looks like he has old man stink



I guess this is the part of the movie when Old Yeller Teeth needs to be put down before he gives one of the fans rabies.



Ah yeah. Case is warming up his patented come back strategy of throwing terrible passes and relying on the defense to commit penalties.

 

Also a few profanities aimed at Major Applewhite. 
Note to Mack Brown:  Bama didn't want him.

[cbbama99]

I liked this one from WV:

'We want Bama'
<Looks at next year's schedule>
'OhshitOhshitohshit'

 

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