You might be jumping to conclusions, Doc, by suggesting that the wife wasn't doing her homework. I realize, unlike others, that you were merely joking based on limited information. Allow me to further your premise:
Watch how many pounds she sheds between now and the divorce proceedings. She'll drop about 50 and lose that filthy bathrobe and fluffy house shoes. She'll break out the make-up and sexy shoes if the mailman knocks. I've often wondered how many marriages could have been saved had she have not waited until the divorce decree for a little upkeep?
LOL!!!!