It's meltdown time - Week 2

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LANGUAGE WARNING!!!

MEECHIGAN

Thanks a**holes. I made a deal with my wife to put our 2 year olds to bed without me so I could watch this. Whatever I owe her can't be this bad.

Fire Nussmeier.

So soon? 

You think we can sell one of our timeouts to ND for 3 points?

OHIO STATE

We'll start our own playoffs, for the inaugural "we were better than the SEC 100 years ago" Championship.

Someone told me we have offensive weapons. Anyone know where we can find them?

Silver lining... OSU plays in the Big Ten.

56 days until the wrestling season starts...

TEXAS

What happened at half time?
I'm scared our coaches got absolutely worked at the half. Either that or roofies.

Picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue

I want to go buy some holy underwear then join a fight club

 

[Chechem]

Michigan fans griping about the refs?? 

They lost 31-0!   

[SUPERCOACH]

We'll start our own playoffs, for the inaugural "we were better than the SEC 100 years ago" Championship.

Can I be the one to tell them the SEC didn't even exist 100 years ago? 

[Marshal Dillon]

OHIO STATE

This kicker is gonna end up sleeping with Jimmy Hoffa later tonight.

Interior of our line is made of wet toilet paper.

Va Tech has got to be tired from all of the blitzing.

TEXAS

How
Does an athletic department this bad get its own network?

All white dudes on this team. We can win

everyone that said byu would crush us was shut down with sunshine pumping defense will beat everyone reality has set in. we are not good not good at all

So I guess this means we are officially out of the playoff this year

We just pulled up to a red light, rolled down the window and puked everywhere.

 

[cbbama99]

UM

Anyone tracking the charter plane yet to Baton Rouge or SF?

wife: "Why are you still watching?"
I'm... not sure how to respond.

Can we restart the game? We forgot to turn injuries off

tOSU

Your 2014 Big Ten Champion: Minnesota Golden Gophers

Texas

Is Aggy playing? I was hoping to watch an American football game this evening.

 

[bamaphil]

I know it's always NSFW, but it seemed there wasn't a lot of creativity this week, just a lot of bad words. 

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