Best NASCAR Pre-Race Prayer EVER!!!!

[BAMAWV]

Guilty.  This photo was posted (today) of the preacher and his "smoked ham wife".  He's a liar.

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Fixed it for him.

[Chechem]

Guilty.  This photo was posted (today) of the preacher and his "smoked ham wife".  He's a liar.

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Fixed it for him.

 

In fairness, maybe he's blind.  Hmmm ... but he has hands.  No, he's a liar.  Didn't you envision a cute little wife when you heard the recording?  I thought, "He's fat, but has a cute, petite wife.  Good on him." 

[BAMAWV]

Guilty.  This photo was posted (today) of the preacher and his "smoked ham wife".  He's a liar.

Click here for link

       

Fixed it for him.

 

In fairness, maybe he's blind.  Hmmm ... but he has hands.  No, he's a liar.  Didn't you envision a cute little wife when you heard the recording?  I thought, "He's fat, but has a cute, petite wife.  Good on him." 

Cuteness Pumpkin headedness is in the eye of the beholder. But now I'm thinking we have a guy who had some serious "making up" to do.

[2Stater]

Guilty.  This photo was posted (today) of the preacher and his "smoked ham wife".  He's a liar.

Click here for link

       

Fixed it for him.

 

In fairness, maybe he's blind.  Hmmm ... but he has hands.  No, he's a liar.  Didn't you envision a cute little wife when you heard the recording?  I thought, "He's fat, but has a cute, petite wife.  Good on him." 

Cuteness Pumpkin headedness is in the eye of the beholder. But now I'm thinking we have a guy who had some serious "making up" to do.

Yeah, he was prolly in the dog house for eating the last jelly roll or something and did that to try to get back in her good graces.

[rueben]

That may have been the best he could do. So in all fairness, compared to his history, she may be " smoking hot." Or she may have been "smoking hot" when they married.

[BAMAWV]

That may have been the best he could do. So in all fairness, compared to his history, she may be " smoking hot." Or she may have been "smoking hot" when they married.

Or maybe he was making fun of her on national TV? 

[rueben]

That may have been the best he could do. So in all fairness, compared to his history, she may be " smoking hot." Or she may have been "smoking hot" when they married.

Or maybe he was making fun of her on national TV? 

  Yoo goots a e-cred

[ricky023]

Is the prayer Blasphemy? RTR!

You're asking us?  Preacher, you're the expert.  What say you?

I meant to put it in your minds Chechem. I think it was certainly. RTR!

[Terrie1959]

You guys are mean!   Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if he thinks she is smokin hot, then who are you to make fun of her?   Sure, when he said smokin hot, I also thought of some small skinny model type.  But different strokes for different folks.
Guess everyone can't be as perfect as the rest.....

[2Stater]

You guys are mean!   Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if he thinks she is smokin hot, then who are you to make fun of her?   Sure, when he said smokin hot, I also thought of some small skinny model type.  But different strokes for different folks.
Guess everyone can't be as perfect as the rest.....

Terrie, I gotta confess. When I saw the pic of her, I wondered if she was a Walmarks buggy rider. 

[Terrie1959]

You guys are mean!   Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if he thinks she is smokin hot, then who are you to make fun of her?   Sure, when he said smokin hot, I also thought of some small skinny model type.  But different strokes for different folks.
Guess everyone can't be as perfect as the rest.....

Terrie, I gotta confess. When I saw the pic of her, I wondered if she was a Walmarks buggy rider. 

LOL you are really bad!  I should give you a "BOO" but you made me laugh so you get an 

[XBAMA]

that is one brave preacher ...   

so now ...
if he happens to get hit by a bolt from the sky will people say
it was because of this ? 

bless his heart ... oh ... and Lisa's too

[2Stater]

You guys are mean!   Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if he thinks she is smokin hot, then who are you to make fun of her?   Sure, when he said smokin hot, I also thought of some small skinny model type.  But different strokes for different folks.
Guess everyone can't be as perfect as the rest.....

Terrie, I gotta confess. When I saw the pic of her, I wondered if she was a Walmarks buggy rider. 

LOL you are really bad!  I should give you a "BOO" but you made me laugh so you get an 

You know I only did this to make you laugh.

[ricky023]

Prayer: Is the offering of the emotions and desires of the soul to God, in the name and through the mediation of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.  It is the communion of the heart with God through the aid of the Holy Spirit, and is to the Christian the very life of the soul.  Without this filial spirit, no one can be a Christian, Job 21:15; Ps 10:4.

So now is prayer a time for making jokes or mocking God or is it seriousness? God Bless!

[Chechem]

Prayer: Is the offering of the emotions and desires of the soul to God, in the name and through the mediation of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.  It is the communion of the heart with God through the aid of the Holy Spirit, and is to the Christian the very life of the soul.  Without this filial spirit, no one can be a Christian, Job 21:15; Ps 10:4.

So now is prayer a time for making jokes or mocking God or is it seriousness? God Bless!

You are my sky pilot, Preacher.  Thanks for helping us understand the salient points of this controversy.

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