Meltdown Thread (Usual NSFWorF cCaution Applies)

[ALTideUp]

Meltdown Thread

It's a good week when both our win and Auburn's loss is featured. Not the best week for clever, but there is plenty of pathetic self-loathing to enjoy. The ND fans will the prize there. Enjoy.

[ricky023]

Hey ALTideUp you need to put a language warning on this one. Wow, I just got way more than I wanted. RTR!

[Marshal Dillon]

Texas Longhorns

If Malik is hurt I'm replacing this rum and coke with bleach and rope.

Who could have possibly predicted that we were overrated at #11?

At the end of this year we bring in Saban. I'm tired of being $#@!ty. Aren't y'all?

Okay Texas Coaches, here's you're halftime adjustment. Pretty complicated, but achievable.

RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL,RUN THE BALL.

Notre Dame

To any people who are not ND fans yes it is normal for ND fans to be on suicide watch when we are down at half by 1 score

If Brian van Gorder is our DC at the beginning of next season I will root for USC for the rest of my life.

I think ND might get a sack by week 9

This is why your ass is getting fired, BVG

Notre da#@ could run a clinic on how to miss tackles.

We are officially worse than Furman.

Florida State

FSU fans

You aren't alone, if you need to talk someone just call:

1 (800) 273-8255

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

God Bless

Alabama is going to annihilate us next year. F...

Haven't seen a Jackson destroy the Seminoles this bad since Andrew did it in 1817.

Iowa and FSU, which is worse: getting beat by an FCS team, or getting beat like one?

And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Florida State football by 50 points.

My UF friends are being nice to me now. That's how bad this is.

Auburn

At this point I don't give a frick about Petrino’s character. He could fall off 1000 Harley's if he won more than lost and kicked nick sabans ass.

I hate football. Luckily auburn quit playing football a couple years ago.

Our band members even look defeated.

I wonder if Jay Jacobs is going to shed a tear when he takes ole Gus out behind the barn and puts one in the back of his skull?

 

[bamaphil]

Reading the Ole Miss fans complain about officiating was fun...

[2Stater]

Reading the Ole Miss fans complain about officiating was fun...
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Yeah, like that was a one way street, lol!

[Chechem]

Reading the Ole Miss fans complain about officiating was fun...

Yeah, like that was a one way street, lol!

No kidding! 
But when you lose, it's the best option for blame!  Unless you've got Malzahn!! 

[2Stater]

Reading the Ole Miss fans complain about officiating was fun...

Yeah, like that was a one way street, lol!

No kidding! 
But when you lose, it's the best option for blame!  Unless you've got Malzahn!! 

 

Have you seen the "Go fund me" account that a fan set up for Malzahn's buyout?

[Chechem]

Reading the Ole Miss fans complain about officiating was fun...

Yeah, like that was a one way street, lol!

No kidding! 
But when you lose, it's the best option for blame!  Unless you've got Malzahn!! 

 
Have you seen the "Go fund me" account that a fan set up for Malzahn's buyout?

  No, but it had better be a big account.  His contract goes through 2020 at least!

[XBAMA]

Reading the Ole Miss fans complain about officiating was fun...

Yeah, like that was a one way street, lol!

No kidding! 
But when you lose, it's the best option for blame!  Unless you've got Malzahn!! 

 

Have you seen the "Go fund me" account that a fan set up for Malzahn's buyout?

which one ?     
Click here for link

[Catch Prothro]

TALKIN BOUT THE NOLES






Our only hope is that Louisville runs that play were Petrino wrecks a motorcycle with his side piece on board

Alabama is going to annihilate us next year.

Iowa and FSU, which is worse: getting beat by an FCS team, or getting beat like one?


"The humiliation. The embarrassment. National TV." - Kirk Herbstreit


Petrino f***** us so bad he gave us crabs. Not the kind you steal from Publix but the kind you get from your coed slam piece.

[SUPERCOACH]

We should set up a go fund me account to give ol' Gus a much needed raise. 

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