***POLITICAL DAILY THREAD--RED STATE EDITION***

[pmull]

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.

[SUPERCOACH]

[cbbama99]

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.

 

[pmull]

[pmull]

The following was cut and pasted from an email I received from a friend.

John McCain's remarks about the Pledge of Allegiance!

 

In light of the recent appeals court ruling in California,

with respect to the Pledge of Allegiance,

the following recollection from Senator John McCain is very appropriate:

 

"The Pledge of Allegiance" - by Senator John McCain

 

As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war

during the Vietnam War.  In the early years of our imprisonment,

the NVA kept us in solitary confinement two or three to a cell. 

In 1971 the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms

with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room.

 

This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result

of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of

a few hundred POW's 10,000 miles from home.

 

One of the men who moved into my room

was a young man named Mike Christian.

 

Mike came from a small town near Selma, Alabama.

He didn't wear a pair of shoes until he was 13 years old.

At 17, he enlisted in the US Navy. He later earned a commission

by going to Officer Training School. Then he became a

Naval Flight Officer and was shot down and captured in 1967.

Mike had a keen and deep appreciation of the opportunities this country and

our military provide for people who want to work and want to succeed.

 

As part Of the change in treatment,

the Vietnamese allowed some prisoners to receive packages from home.

In some of these packages were handkerchiefs,

scarves and other items of clothing.

 

Mike got himself a bamboo needle. Over a period of a couple of months,

he created an American flag and sewed on the inside of his shirt.

 

Every afternoon, before we had a bowl of soup,

we would hang Mike's shirt on the wall of the cell

and say the Pledge of Allegiance.

 

I know the Pledge of Allegiance may not seem the

most important part of our day now, but I can assure you that

in that stark cell it was indeed

the most important and meaningful event.

 

One day the Vietnamese searched our cell, as they did periodically,

and discovered Mike's shirt with the flag sewn inside, and removed it.

 

That evening they returned, opened the door of the cell, and for

the benefit of all of us, beat Mike Christian severely for the next couple of hours.

Then, they opened the door of the cell and threw him in.

We cleaned him up as well as we could.

 

The cell in which we lived had a concrete slab in the middle

on which we slept. Four naked light bulbs hung in each corner of the room.

 

As I said, we tried to clean up Mike as well as we could. After the excitement

died down, I looked in the corner of the room, and sitting there beneath

that dim light bulb with a piece of red cloth, another shirt and his

bamboo needle, was my friend, Mike Christian. He was sitting there

with his eyes almost shut from the beating he had received,

making another American flag. He was not making the flag because it

made Mike Christian feel better. He was making that flag because he knew

how important it was to us to be able to Pledge our allegiance to our flag and country.

 

So the next time you say the Pledge of Allegiance,

you must never forget the sacrifice and courage

that thousands of Americans have made to build our nation

and promote freedom around the world.

 

You must remember our duty, our honor, and our country.

 

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

and to the republic for which it stands, one nation   under God ,

indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

[ricky023]

This pledge of allegiance is what AMERICA is really all about GOD BLESS the UNITED STATES of AMERICA. amen. RTR!

[ricky023]

I posted this to my Facebook page. I hope it is ok with whoever posted this. RTR!

[pmull]

[ricky023]

WOW! obama intends to take his pen and cell phone and destroy us from with in. RTR!

[pmull]

[pmull]

[pmull]

[pmull]

[XBAMA]

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.

please tell me her name was nancy pelosi

[ricky023]

This pmull I to believe. I have said all along,if they want to come to America so bad then let them go through 3 years of supporting our military and if they stand up for this country 3 years then make them  a member and no illegal to it. I am not sure how will come but it will prove thier worth. RTR!

[Guest]

Username:
Password:
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

There aren't any users online.

Loading Tweet...