South African court says Chinese condoms are "too small"

[Coach Hank Crisp]

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A South African court has stopped the government from buying 11 million condoms from China on the grounds that the made-in-China condoms are too small.

As well, the Chinese condoms are made from polyurethane, instead of nitrile like the approved condoms. Instead, the judge awarded the contract to a Cape Town company that can supply the correct product.

[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

But the problem is not what you might expect — the condoms in this case are for women.

[Coach Hank Crisp]

But the problem is not what you might expect — the condoms in this case are for women.

Conan used this as a joke on his show last night. He didn't mention that important fact either because it was funny not to.

[N.AL-Tider]

I thought it was common knowledge that the Chinese were small...

[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

I used to be on a trivia team that played at a local bar every Tuesday night....we were "Big in Japan."

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