Auburn to the Birmingham Bowl

[carl childers]

They can take one shirt and a $20 bill and not change either one of them.

[carl childers]

They can take one shirt and a $20 bill and not change either one of them.

[ricky023]

They can take one shirt and a $20 bill and not change either one of them.

  RTR!

[cbbama99]

They'll need to buy a map.  That's a long trip for them.   

They think their GPS stands "Go Play Samford".

I'm not certain any of them can spell GPS.

[pmull]

Bowl season has arrived. NCAA programs across the country are excited about their bowl trips to exotic tourist locations and the opportunity to play in state-of-the-art pro stadiums. Auburn is one of these lucky teams that put in the hard work required to earn their way to Birmingham, AL posting an impressive 6-6 record. The 6 wins include marquee wins over traditional powerhouses Akron, Alabama State and Georgia State. This will be a bowl trip the Auburn players will remember for the rest of their lives.

The game will be played in the brand-new Protective Stadium in Birmingham. Protective Stadium is home to the UAB Blazers and future home to USFL Birmingham Stallions if the league can secure enough interest and funding. The massive stadium seats 45,000 and is located in the one of the nation's most well know housing projects. One Auburn player was quoted as saying "This is a great location. It has that Chicago fell to it".

Some of the older players have heard about the last trip to Birmingham and they are honored to be selected to this game again. The bowl committee plans to keep both teams busy seeing all that Birmingham has to offer. A visit to Vulcan is always the highlight of the Birmingham Bowl experience but the fun does not stop there. On Sunday afternoon both teams will visit Buc-ee's in Leeds. One Auburn player said, "I have never seen a 30 foot wall of beef jerky". There is also an all you can eat trip to the Taco Truck located across the street from the Exxon station on Green Springs avenue in Homewood. Bo Nix was quoted "da#@, I quit too soon, I didn't think they would make it to a bowl game".

Among all of the exciting activities let's not forget there is a football game. Coach Harsin has reminded the team this is a business trip. Upon hearing that All-American Roger McCreary opted out of the game, but still plans to go to Buc-ee's with the team. Coach Harsin also reminded the team they have an opportunity to beat a Group of Five team which would be a great accomplishment considering what happened last time.

Auburn feels they have a big advantage since they have Birmingham Bowl experience. The team will not stay in Ensley this year. It was a nice motel, but the gun shots and sirens were a distraction. They are staying at the Econo Lodge in Hoover this year. Coach Harsin said "This area is nice, but traffic is a bit#@". The city of Hoover is allowing them to practice at the local Pop Warner field. Meanwhile, Houston is housed at the BJCC Sheraton next to the stadium.

The game has a prime time kick off of 11:00 on Tuesday December 28th. Auburn officials like this time slot since most of their meaningless SEC games start at 11:00. ESPN wants to remind everyone watching the game while at work to have an Excel file ready to cover your screen in case the boss walks in.

The players cannot wait to get their swag bag gifts. More on that latter.

[2Stater]

  E-cred!!!

[SUPERCOACH]

[ricky023]

Wow a game for a bowl all the way up close to T-town. RTR!

[pmull]

BREAKING NEWS:

Auburn running back Tank Bigsby has been taken to UAB Medical Center for a mental evaluation. The doctors say all tests have come back normal, but he must be crazy for foregoing the transfer portal and returning to Auburn.

[pmull]

MORE BREAKING NEWS:

Auburn football player arrested.

Leeds Police was called to Buc-ee's this afternoon to investigate a complaint about an Auburn football player humping the beaver statue in front of the Buc-ee's entrance. The player was booked and released after Auburn officials agreed to have the statue pressure washed. The name of the player is not being released at the request of the Auburn Athletic Department to "Keep it down home Cuz". Auburn Head Coach Harsin thanked the Leeds PD for their help. He was quoted as saying "this could have been much worse, the entire defensive line was lined up to be next".

 

[SUPERCOACH]

[Marshal Dillon]

SICK BUT FUNNY!!!






 

[SUPERCOACH]

The game is tomorrow.  They better leave tonight if they want to make it all to way to Birmingham in time on their team bus.

[SUPERCOACH]

Auburn loses, giving them a losing record for the season.

[ricky023]

Auburn loses, giving them a losing record for the season.

That's the reason I picked them so they would lose. That makes the SEc 0-3. RTR!

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