Click here for linkBATON ROUGE, LA. | I came to Baton Rouge on Monday well-prepared, I thought, for whatever Les Miles could throw at me. I even bought one of those handy tourist phrase books so I could understand the answer to simple questions, not in Spanish or French, but in Miles-speak.
For instance, you might expect the answer to "where is the washroom?" to be a simple "Over there." Not in Les-land, where you would be told that "there is a wonderful opportunity to maximize your strong hand-cleaning opportunities in a general direction that some people might take." Something like that.