Auburn Jokes

[SUPERCOACH]

Bring it.  Keep it clean.  Bonus e-cred if it is an original.

[SUPERCOACH]

A priest, a rabbi, and CNS walk into a bar.  The bartender asks about the Iron Bowl.  CNS says I can't stand those guys.  The other 2 say Roll Tide!  Get it?  I think the priest was from Arkansas.

[2Stater]

Know what they call a cow in Lee County?

Snookums.

[SUPERCOACH]

Coach Cheez-It Study Hall

Pay careful attention to the title of the comic book:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0jTm6iOnQ0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0jTm6iOnQ0</a>

[2Stater]

Coach Cheez-It Study Hall

Pay careful attention to the title of the comic book:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0jTm6iOnQ0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0jTm6iOnQ0</a>

Bwaha......... .... Oh wait, I know someone else with the same nickname  .

[SUPERCOACH]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh59ijksAJs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh59ijksAJs</a>

[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

A priest, a rabbi, and CNS walk into a bar.  The bartender asks about the Iron Bowl.  CNS says I can't stand those guys.  The other 2 say Roll Tide!  Get it?  I think the priest was from Arkansas.

Thanks, Carl.

[2Stater]

[BAMAWV]

Lee Harvey walks in a bar. The bartender says, "You're out late. Where've ya been?"

"I've been over to Toomer's Saharan Forest" replied Updyke.

"You mean Toomer's Saharan Desert, don't you?" said the puzzled barkeeper.

"That's what they'll call it in a month or two!"



I'll take my e-creds now, please.

[SUPERCOACH]

A Bama and a Auburn fan were driving in opposite directions one dark stormy night and they had a collision in the middile of the road.

Both of them survived and were very happy.

So, to celebrate the Bama fan said to the Auburn fan "lets have a drink" and he pulled a bottle of Jack from the trunk of his car.

He then poured the two a drink and said "lets put our differences behind us".

The Auburn fan drank up and then said "go ahead my friend" and the Bama fan said "no thanks I'll wait until the cops arrive".

[SUPERCOACH]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Auburn War Eagle fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Auburn fans too. Not really knowing what a War Eagle fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Janet has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not an Auburn War Eagle fan" she reports.

"Then," asks the teacher, what are you?"

"I'm a Roll Tide fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher then asks Janet why she is a Alabama fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Alabama fans, so I'm an Alabama fan too" she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be an Auburn fan."

[BAMAWV]

A Bama and a Auburn fan were driving in opposite directions one dark stormy night and they had a collision in the middile of the road.

Both of them survived and were very happy.

So, to celebrate the Bama fan said to the Auburn fan "lets have a drink" and he pulled a bottle of Jack from the trunk of his car.

He then poured the two a drink and said "lets put our differences behind us".

The Auburn fan drank up and then said "go ahead my friend" and the Bama fan said "no thanks I'll wait until the cops arrive".

So what happened?

[SUPERCOACH]

A Bama and a Auburn fan were driving in opposite directions one dark stormy night and they had a collision in the middile of the road.

Both of them survived and were very happy.

So, to celebrate the Bama fan said to the Auburn fan "lets have a drink" and he pulled a bottle of Jack from the trunk of his car.

He then poured the two a drink and said "lets put our differences behind us".

The Auburn fan drank up and then said "go ahead my friend" and the Bama fan said "no thanks I'll wait until the cops arrive".

So what happened?

Nothing, the cop was from Arkansas.

[Coach Hank Crisp]

The best joke I heard today was on the Finebaum show when Tammy ( Auburn fan from Rockford Alabama ) called in and said " Auburn is going to win by a field goal - 24-20"!

[2Stater]

This guy walks into Toomers Drug in Auburn, sits down at the Soda Fountain and orders a Grilled Veggie Hoagie. The Waiter looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?" "No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." The Waiter looks at him and says "Well what do you do in Pensylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The waiter, looking very bewildered, now asked "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole store which is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"

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