Auburn Jokes

[SUPERCOACH]

The best joke I heard today was on the Finebaum show when Tammy ( Auburn fan from Rockford Alabama ) called in and said " Auburn is going to win by a field goal - 24-20"!

[BAMAWV]

A Bama fan and a barner are looking at the toomer trees.

The barner thinks he'll be cute, "Take this marker and put an "X" on the front of that tree.

The Bama guy, accepting the challenge, takes the pen and slowly goes around the tree. He finally circles around, makes an "X", and hands the marker back to the barner.

"How do you know that is the front of our historic, magnificent oak tree?"

The Tide fan answered, "Because somebody took a dump behind it!"

[SUPERCOACH]

A Bama fan and a barner are looking at the toomer trees.

The barner thinks he'll be cute, "Take this marker and put an "X" on the front of that tree.

The Bama guy, accepting the challenge, takes the pen and slowly goes around the tree. He finally circles around, makes an "X", and hands the marker back to the barner.

"How do you know that is the front of our historic, magnificent oak tree?"

The Tide fan answered, "Because somebody took a dump behind it!"

[SUPERCOACH]

What is the difference between Tennessee and Auburn?



Tennessee is not in Georgia.

[SUPERCOACH]

The Auburn Board of Trustees decided to issue an iPad to every student and use electronic text books.  At first the students where thrilled, but then the student government association organized a protest because all of the iPads they could find only came in crimson red.

[SUPERCOACH]

Professor to student:  "I already told you, you have to turn it upside down and shake it to reboot."

[2Stater]

Q. What do you call 47 football fans sitting around watching all the bowl games?
A. The Auburn Tigers.

Q. What do the Auburn Tigers and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They can both make 75,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

Q. Why do Auburn cheerleaders where panties?
A. To keep their ankles warm

Q. Did you hear about the Aubies found frozen in a car at the drive-in movie in    January?      
A: They went to see "Closed for Winter".

Q: What do Auburn grads call Bama grads?
A: BOSS!

Q: How can you become a small-business owner in Alabama?
A: Get a large business and let an Auburn grad run it for you.

[BAMAWV]

More tree jokes:

How does an elephant get up in a Toomer Oak?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up!


What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a Toomer Oak would kill you?

A pool table.

[BAMAWV]

Why was Chechem afraid of a tree?

Because of its bark.

[2Stater]

More tree jokes:

How does an elephant get up in a Toomer Oak?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up!


What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a Toomer Oak would kill you?

A pool table.

Ha, you got me. I thought you were going to say "a Spike 80 infested, moldy, rotten, dying tree limb". Silly me!

[BAMAWV]

Today is our first day of "Buck Season".


Two barners are out in woods when one of them keels over. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back.  The other guy grabs his phone and calls 911. He says "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The dispatcher says, "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says:  "OK, now what?"

I think there is a UTUBE video of this.

[Coach Hank Crisp]

What will Auburn fans say after this years Iron Bowl?

"We just got taken to Happy Valley"!

[Coach Hank Crisp]

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[SUPERCOACH]

What is a weagle anyway?  Oh, that is what they call their D line.

[BAMAWV]

What is a weagle anyway?  Oh, that is what they call their D line.

I have no idea what you are talking about, but that is funny right there! Don't lose that pic!

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