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« Reply #90 on: November 23, 2011, 04:42:22 AM »
2 barner agriculture grads decide to go into farming. They decide they will need a tractor so they go see a BAMA grad who has one for sale. They find out he wants 5,000 $ for the tractor and figure they can't afford that. The BAMA grad then says "well, you can buy mules". How much the mules? They are 500.00 the pair. We can't afford that either. BAMA grad says, well, I can sell you some mule eggs, and you can raise them yourself. So he sells them 2 watermelons(mule eggs). The barners load their mule eggs in the truck and take off. A few miles down the road, they hit a bump and one of the "mule eggs" falls out of the truck and bursts. At the same time a rabbit jumps up and takes off running. The one barner says stop!, our mule has hatched and there goes our mule! and gets out and chases the rabbit. He comes back to the truck after a while, and his buddy asks him, where is our mule?  Barner says, I couldn't catch him..besides , I don't think we can plow that fast.
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« Reply #91 on: November 23, 2011, 05:41:36 AM »
Did you hear about the Aub at the stop sign?

He's still there.
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« Reply #92 on: November 23, 2011, 05:43:27 AM »
What do you call a brick with 3 holes in it?

An Aub bowling ball.
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« Reply #93 on: November 23, 2011, 05:46:28 AM »
The Agriculture Department at Aubrun announced they didn't switch to Daylight Saving Time this year.

Explanation: "The extra time may damage the Toomer's oaks."
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« Reply #94 on: November 23, 2011, 05:46:52 AM »
Know why barners don't eat M&M's?

Too hard to peel.
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« Reply #95 on: November 23, 2011, 05:50:02 AM »
You know why Bama is going to take over the ugliest village on the plains so easily Saturday?

They'll march in backwards and tell them they're leaving.
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« Reply #96 on: November 23, 2011, 08:45:47 AM »
When the barn plays Ga, and the barn cheerleaders come out on the field, the Ga fans say,

How 'bout them dogs!
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« Reply #97 on: November 23, 2011, 12:31:13 PM »

The barn's new OC when Malzahn leaves...
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« Reply #98 on: November 23, 2011, 01:06:46 PM »
Quote from: carl childers on November 23, 2011, 12:31:13 PM

The barn's new OC when Malzahn leaves...

Laughing

Congrats on the new job!
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« Reply #99 on: November 25, 2011, 09:39:39 PM »
What's the difference between Auburn sex and death?


Death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
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