You May Be A Barner If...

[SUPERCOACH]

both you and your wife have blue eyes, but all 7 of your kids have brown eyes.

[XBAMA]

you have ever gotten married at the "Super" Wal-mart.

[Coach Hank Crisp]

if your wife goes outside and honks the car horn when Auburn scores a touchdown!

[BAMAWV]

...the kids learned their letters and numbers on your license plate collection.

[XBAMA]

if you went down to the lake to help find "Pats Pants"

[SUPERCOACH]

if your wife goes outside and honks the car horn when Auburn scores a touchdown!

you have to call in sick the next day when you can't get the car to crank because your neighbor disconnected the car battery during half time.

[BAMAWV]

...you thought Shug went to work early.

[SUPERCOACH]

you call 911 because your wife is beating you up again.

[Coach Hank Crisp]

if the Wal-Mart greeter was your old girlfriend in high school!

[SUPERCOACH]

stop on the side of the interstate to cut down your own Christmas tree.

[BAMAWV]

...you need a co-signer to get the phone turned back on.

[Coach Hank Crisp]

if the bank repossed your truck and your trailer.

[BAMAWV]

...you only work "cash only" due to child support.

[SUPERCOACH]

you send your wife down to the power company to get the electricity turned back on using her maiden name.

[SUPERCOACH]

the next month, you send your 17 year old daughter down to the power company.

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