Crying over peaches...

[N.AL-Tider]

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.

He knocked on a door and a shapely,

30-something woman dressed in a very

sheer negligee answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches

and asked,

"Would you like to buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the

negligee to one side and asked,

"Are they as firm as this?"

He nodded his head and said,

"Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of

her negligee off asking,

"Are they nice and pink like this?"

The farmer said, "Yes,"

and a tear came from the other eye.

Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her

negligee and asked,

"Are they as fuzzy as this?"

He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.

She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"

Drying his eyes he replied,

"The drought got my corn, the flood got my
soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn,

I voted for Obama and now I think

I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches.

[2Stater]

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.

He knocked on a door and a shapely,

30-something woman dressed in a very

sheer negligee answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches

and asked,

"Would you like to buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the

negligee to one side and asked,

"Are they as firm as this?"

He nodded his head and said,

"Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of

her negligee off asking,

"Are they nice and pink like this?"

The farmer said, "Yes,"

and a tear came from the other eye.

Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her

negligee and asked,

"Are they as fuzzy as this?"

He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.

She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"

Drying his eyes he replied,

"The drought got my corn, the flood got my
soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn,

I voted for Obama and now I think

I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches.

  

[Jamos]

Yep it's really tough being a farmer. 

[cbbama99]

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.

He knocked on a door and a shapely,

30-something woman dressed in a very

sheer negligee answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches

and asked,

"Would you like to buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the

negligee to one side and asked,

"Are they as firm as this?"

He nodded his head and said,

"Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of

her negligee off asking,

"Are they nice and pink like this?"

The farmer said, "Yes,"

and a tear came from the other eye.

Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her

negligee and asked,

"Are they as fuzzy as this?"

He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.

She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"

Drying his eyes he replied,

"The drought got my corn, the flood got my
soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn,

I voted for Obama and now I think

I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches.

 

[KoKoPuf]

I had peaches for breakfast this morning.

[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

I had peaches for breakfast this morning.

Does Kupkake know about this?

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